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Post by Moaning Myrtle on Sept 6, 2007 16:15:15 GMT -5
Hello, this is Moaning Myrtle's answer machine. I don't know why you have called, who'd want to talk to ugly, miserable, moping Moaning Myrtle. *sniffle* I am OBVIOUSLY not able to reach the phone seeing as I AM IN THE U-BEND.
If this is Draco, don't hesitate to come and chat with me in the bathroom. We can cry together...and I would cut myself, if I were not already DEAD *wail*
And if this is Harry, you'll end up dying eventually, in which case, you may still share my toilet. We can discuss death together...or visit the prefects bathroom....
Well, leave a message at the bloody beep, and I won't get around to answering!
BLOODY BEEP! |
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Post by Ginny Weasley on Sept 9, 2007 17:05:10 GMT -5
Umm... hi Myrtle, this is Ginny Weasley. What a... lovely message. I just wanted to say that I'm sorry if me and Harry hurt your feelings. I want to know if you'd feel happier if I came to visit you sometimes. I know you kind of hate me now, but... You know what I said about Nearly-Headless Nick? I think you should follow my advice with him. He's dashing, don't you agree? Alright, goodbye!
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Post by Ginny Weasley on Sept 9, 2007 17:56:37 GMT -5
*sighs* It's Ginny again, Myrtle. Look, I really want to be your friend. First of all, you're not ugly. You actually are very pretty. And I could help fix your hair or something if you wanted. Well... you'd have to do it but I could tell you what to do.
And please don't kill me, Myrtle. Harry would be horribly saddened. And, if I die, I'll miss out on so much. Like helping out in the war, getting married, having children. If you don't kill me, I'll even tell my children to pop in for a visit every once in a while.
You don't have to be with Nick. There are plenty of nice ghosts out there. I'll look around for you, okay? I want to help. I'd like to help you. Anyone would want to spend time with you. I also need to work on my temperment issues, so we can do that together, alright? Bye.
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Post by Adrian Emerson on Sept 9, 2007 19:34:19 GMT -5
Beep
Hello Myrtle, this is Adrian Emerson. I just wanted to let you know, if you ever get lonely, just look me up. You don't have to be alone if you don't want to be.
I'm always available for a chat...I've got eternity ahead of me, so I don't care if it's a long or short talk.
Well, now that I've informed you, I'll let you get back to torturing Ginny...
Farewell! *click* [/color] |
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Post by Ginny Weasley on Sept 9, 2007 19:52:35 GMT -5
*sighs* It's Ginny. Again. Fairly obvious by now, I would think. Anyhow, I just wanted to say that you win. I think these pointless arguments should come to an end. But that doesn't mean that anything will stop my love for Harry. We'll be together forever, and I'm very sorry Harry and I will move on when we die. Not become ghosts. We want to see Harry's parents and everything. They'll want to meet their daughter-in-law. So, I'm sorry, but Harry will not be available to share your toilet.
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Post by Harry Potter on Sept 9, 2007 22:19:34 GMT -5
*beeps*
Er- thanks Myrtle... but I don't think I'll need a toilet. I'm not planning on moving on as a ghost. Thanks anyway, though.
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